Election Day

Hello, America. It’s finally Election Day. You’ve been waiting for over 596 days, dealing with your misinformed Uncle Fred, and trying to avoid getting into a Twitter war with all those friends you forgot existed after high school. Today is the day you can make your voice heard. So, go out, rock the vote, and go celebrate with a heavy drink and a nap. Just the way the Founding Fathers wanted.

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